She knew what was what, that she wasn’t winning any prizes for her brains. Not everyone was born to put on a rubber apron and split atoms in a kitchen with a meat cleaver. Some people contributed to the world in a different-no less important-way.
Actual excerpt from “Gorilla Beach,” the second novel (and third book) by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, published by a subsidiary of Simon & Schuster.
That’s right - you’re farting around on Tumblr and Snooki has published her third book.
Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to go into my kitchen and start practicing splitting atoms with a meat cleaver…
(via matthewbaron)Snooki has written (read?) books???
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““Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.””— Maurice Sendak (via nedhepburn)
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People who don’t know how to spell “cologne.”
These people are allowed to make babies.
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Failbook: ICH EIN BERLINER
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Failbook: ICH EIN BERLINER
School of Fail: Not Sure How That’s Relevant, But Sure Why Not
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School of Fail: Not Sure How That’s Relevant, But Sure Why Not
I’ve always liked the question: If you had to eat one crayon out of a box of 64, what color would it be, and why? And, as a followup - same question, but this time you are blind.
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